a little letter to cheer myself upa little letter to cheer myself upa little letter to cheer myself up

Dear Sheryl, please don\'t worry about all the nasty rat feces you find under your new home bathroom sink.
I\'m sure it belongs to a very, very old rat feces of a little wild rat that passed a long time ago, with the joy of many other wildlife, who are deeply saddened by its death.
What a great mouse.
Anyway, how do you know it\'s going to be there?
Of course, on one of the four visits before closing, you opened the door of the cabinet.
Even if you have seen it, will you not dare to buy a house? Probably not.
Because, dear Sheryl, being the sharpest tool in the shed is not one of them when you are good at something.
Cheryl, I said that out of love, because one of the stories in the audience is about the self.
To appease the discerning by writing positive letters (like this one)to themselves.
Please know what I mean when I remind you that you don\'t know how to use any of the tools in your shed, so maybe buy a nearcentury-
For someone who knows how to use Shed Tools, an old house with great potential is not the best idea.
I know this week is under a lot of pressure and yesterday you almost cut off the head of the cashier at the home store because she has the full courage to stop and stop calling your shopping, looking affectionately at your new shower curtain out loud wondering why she hasn\'t seen it before.
You did a great job not skipping over the counter and scanning them yourself, while always accusing her of being too stupid to live.
I know your time is tight so I can understand that it took you all the effort to not kill her.
It\'s impossible for her to know that you didn\'t have a whole day like the woman in front of you lined up, and she spent the afternoon picking the perfect little branch ball to decorate her fireplace mantel.
You know that, because she and the cashier had a long conversation about how these little branch balls replaced the decorations she used in the same place last year, but oh, there was a shortage of gold and silver in the store this year. Why no glitter? Why? Why?
Sheryl, I commend you for not tugging her with her perfect hair and screaming, \"This is the first week of November!
Give them a chance to open a Christmas present!
Now, move it before I find a new home for this curtain rod!
You did a good job.
It\'s also good to remember that, although it can be stimulating and in a hurry, it\'s fun to shop again, isn\'t it?
This is one of the areas you are good at and one of the areas you have been deprived of for too long.
Do you remember shopping?
Remember, find the perfect thing and then find the 40 cent label and you will get a high rating because it is perfect for you but not for others --
This may be an indication of your taste, but it doesn\'t matter.
Remember if you were in a hurry for two hours in a Discounted Store?
Remember those days when you had two hours in the store?
It\'s good to get back there, if it\'s just short, isn\'t it?
I hope this letter will help you, Cheryl.
A group of students at the University of York came up with the idea, which they might never put into practice.
When I write this, they may be sitting in the campus bar and laughing at all the idiots who follow their advice.
Oh, I almost forgot, I should have encouraged you to envision a future that addresses the root causes of your deterioration.
So I\'ll ask you to close your eyes and imagine standing in the OLG office in Toronto with your oversized check, while the fairies blocked all the openings on your brick, thus preventing more mice from breaking in.
Unfortunately, I don\'t have any advice on how to deal with stupid people walking among us.
Really, SherylPS.
Have a good time with sheryl @ sherylnadler.
ComDear Sheryl, please don\'t worry about all the nasty rat feces you find under your new home bathroom sink.
I\'m sure it belongs to a very, very old rat feces of a little wild rat that passed a long time ago, with the joy of many other wildlife, who are deeply saddened by its death.
What a great mouse.
Anyway, how do you know it\'s going to be there?
Of course, on one of the four visits before closing, you opened the door of the cabinet.
Even if you have seen it, will you not dare to buy a house? Probably not.
Because, dear Sheryl, being the sharpest tool in the shed is not one of them when you are good at something.
Cheryl, I said that out of love, because one of the stories in the audience is about the self.
To appease the discerning by writing positive letters (like this one)to themselves.
Please know what I mean when I remind you that you don\'t know how to use any of the tools in your shed, so maybe buy a nearcentury-
For someone who knows how to use Shed Tools, an old house with great potential is not the best idea.
I know this week is under a lot of pressure and yesterday you almost cut off the head of the cashier at the home store because she has the full courage to stop and stop calling your shopping, looking affectionately at your new shower curtain out loud wondering why she hasn\'t seen it before.
You did a great job not skipping over the counter and scanning them yourself, while always accusing her of being too stupid to live.
I know your time is tight so I can understand that it took you all the effort to not kill her.
It\'s impossible for her to know that you didn\'t have a whole day like the woman in front of you lined up, and she spent the afternoon picking the perfect little branch ball to decorate her fireplace mantel.
You know that, because she and the cashier had a long conversation about how these little branch balls replaced the decorations she used in the same place last year, but oh, there was a shortage of gold and silver in the store this year. Why no glitter? Why? Why?
Sheryl, I commend you for not tugging her with her perfect hair and screaming, \"This is the first week of November!
Give them a chance to open a Christmas present!
Now, move it before I find a new home for this curtain rod!
You did a good job.
It\'s also good to remember that, although it can be stimulating and in a hurry, it\'s fun to shop again, isn\'t it?
This is one of the areas you are good at and one of the areas you have been deprived of for too long.
Do you remember shopping?
Remember, find the perfect thing and then find the 40 cent label and you will get a high rating because it is perfect for you but not for others --
This may be an indication of your taste, but it doesn\'t matter.
Remember if you were in a hurry for two hours in a Discounted Store?
Remember those days when you had two hours in the store?
It\'s good to get back there, if it\'s just short, isn\'t it?
I hope this letter will help you, Cheryl.
A group of students at the University of York came up with the idea, which they might never put into practice.
When I write this, they may be sitting in the campus bar and laughing at all the idiots who follow their advice.
Oh, I almost forgot, I should have encouraged you to envision a future that addresses the root causes of your deterioration.
So I\'ll ask you to close your eyes and imagine standing in the OLG office in Toronto with your oversized check, while the fairies blocked all the openings on your brick, thus preventing more mice from breaking in.
Unfortunately, I don\'t have any advice on how to deal with stupid people walking among us.
Really, SherylPS.
Have a good time with sheryl @ sherylnadler.
ComDear Sheryl, please don\'t worry about all the nasty rat feces you find under your new home bathroom sink.
I\'m sure it belongs to a very, very old rat feces of a little wild rat that passed a long time ago, with the joy of many other wildlife, who are deeply saddened by its death.
What a great mouse.
Anyway, how do you know it\'s going to be there?
Of course, on one of the four visits before closing, you opened the door of the cabinet.
Even if you have seen it, will you not dare to buy a house? Probably not.
Because, dear Sheryl, being the sharpest tool in the shed is not one of them when you are good at something.
Cheryl, I said that out of love, because one of the stories in the audience is about the self.
To appease the discerning by writing positive letters (like this one)to themselves.
Please know what I mean when I remind you that you don\'t know how to use any of the tools in your shed, so maybe buy a nearcentury-
For someone who knows how to use Shed Tools, an old house with great potential is not the best idea.
I know this week is under a lot of pressure and yesterday you almost cut off the head of the cashier at the home store because she has the full courage to stop and stop calling your shopping, looking affectionately at your new shower curtain out loud wondering why she hasn\'t seen it before.
You did a great job not skipping over the counter and scanning them yourself, while always accusing her of being too stupid to live.
I know your time is tight so I can understand that it took you all the effort to not kill her.
It\'s impossible for her to know that you didn\'t have a whole day like the woman in front of you lined up, and she spent the afternoon picking the perfect little branch ball to decorate her fireplace mantel.
You know that, because she and the cashier had a long conversation about how these little branch balls replaced the decorations she used in the same place last year, but oh, there was a shortage of gold and silver in the store this year. Why no glitter? Why? Why?
Sheryl, I commend you for not tugging her with her perfect hair and screaming, \"This is the first week of November!
Give them a chance to open a Christmas present!
Now, move it before I find a new home for this curtain rod!
You did a good job.
It\'s also good to remember that, although it can be stimulating and in a hurry, it\'s fun to shop again, isn\'t it?
This is one of the areas you are good at and one of the areas you have been deprived of for too long.
Do you remember shopping?
Remember, find the perfect thing and then find the 40 cent label and you will get a high rating because it is perfect for you but not for others --
This may be an indication of your taste, but it doesn\'t matter.
Remember if you were in a hurry for two hours in a Discounted Store?
Remember those days when you had two hours in the store?
It\'s good to get back there, if it\'s just short, isn\'t it?
I hope this letter will help you, Cheryl.
A group of students at the University of York came up with the idea, which they might never put into practice.
When I write this, they may be sitting in the campus bar and laughing at all the idiots who follow their advice.
Oh, I almost forgot, I should have encouraged you to envision a future that addresses the root causes of your deterioration.
So I\'ll ask you to close your eyes and imagine standing in the OLG office in Toronto with your oversized check, while the fairies blocked all the openings on your brick, thus preventing more mice from breaking in.
Unfortunately, I don\'t have any advice on how to deal with stupid people walking among us.
Really, SherylPS.
Have a good time with sheryl @ sherylnadler.