I usually don't wipe my ass in the toilet, how about you?

When using a squat toilet, wiping your butt is a very simple and natural thing, but if you use a normal sitting toilet, how do you wipe your butt? The editor found that the Eight Immortals crossed the sea and displayed their magical powers, and each person opened it in a different way.　　 I have always felt that using an ordinary sitting toilet is more inconvenient than using a squat toilet. In the process of using the old iron from the Northeast, what I said with my brow wringing was: awkwardness. In the feeling of people who use ordinary toilets for the first time: ordinary toilets are not convenient for wiping butt.　　 Sand sculpture netizens always bring me unlimited fun and bring more disgusting colors to my gloomy life. Let's take a look at this year's netizens who have upgraded from squatting toilets to ordinary sitting toilets. How do they wipe their ass in the toilet? Where is the slot.　　 Netizen 1: The sitting toilet is not easy to clean. The chrysanthemum can't be opened and it feels like it is always clean. I still like to squat.　　 Netizen 2: After using the toilet, I always stood up and moved to the side to wipe my ass.　　Netizen 3: I used to be entangled in whether to wipe my butt with paper with my left or right hand. (The netizen replied: Which hand does the mobile phone use.) 　　 Netizen 4: Every time I go out and encounter a toilet, I squat on the toilet.　　Netizen 5: The first time I saw my husband squatting by the toilet wiping his ass, it was so horrifying. I saw it for the first time after so many years.　　 Netizen 6: I wiped my butt sideways, it feels very convenient, nothing wrong.　　 Netizen 7: Don’t you just lift your hips a little and wrap your hands around the back to wipe it? Squat down and wipe me fucking... Netizen 8: I don't need to do anything. (Netizen replied: Your toilet comes with a cleaning function? Netizen's post: I stretched out a hand from the sewer to help wipe it. Netizen's post: It's not a hand in the sewer, it should be a dog in the house.) ··　　 gathered a lot of sand sculpture netizens' slots for ordinary sitting toilets, and they didn't consciously replenish the picture. After all, they had used ordinary sitting toilets. In fact, as far as the editor is concerned, it is not easy for people who use a sitting toilet for the first time to wipe their ass, because at the beginning, your hands may not be very flexible, or your hands are short, So you can only squat by the toilet and wipe your ass. Those 'recidivists' have mature, sophisticated and flexible techniques, so they don't need to squat down, but slightly raise their hands and go around the back to wipe clean.　　 Of course, when using ordinary sitting toilets, we may also encounter situations where there is no toilet paper. Let's admire the masterpiece: 'Handprints of Despair'.　　Ran goose, we don’t need to compare the angle and speed with those 'recidivistWe also don't need to raise a dog (cough cough cough), let alone a situation where there is no paper, because we have smart toilets! You don’t need to wipe your ass when using the smart toilet, what? Do you dare to believe it? Just wait and see!　　 The current penetration rate of smart toilets is not very high. I thought that when I went to a friend's house and found his home smart toilet in the bathroom, the editor exclaimed: God, your home smart toilet? ! He laughed: Improve the quality of life!　　 This is true, in terms of improving the quality of life, smart toilets have unparalleled advantages. In terms of appearance, smart toilets look much better than ordinary toilets. From a functional point of view, the smart toilet can have powerful and intimate functions such as seat heating, automatic sterilization, automatic deodorization, instant hot water washing, and warm air drying. what? Your toilet is very durable, and it is not easy to replace it with a smart toilet. That's okay, you can come with a smart toilet lid, which saves time and can also enjoy the functions of a smart toilet. The smart toilet cover has the basic functions of a smart toilet, including the function of heating the seat. When you sit on the butt, you can immediately feel the warmth, just like you put your cold feet in the adjusted hot water basin in winter , Two words: comfortable.　　You won't smell any odor when you are going to the toilet, because the automatic deodorizing function is activated when the seat ring starts to heat up. Imagine that after you go out of the bathroom after going to the toilet, and the next person enters the toilet immediately, she will not smell the peculiar smell that you have left behind.　　The instant hot water washing function can also bring you a brand new toilet experience. How can I say it is refreshing, just like when you go for a massage for the first time, you feel nervous and enjoy it. And wash it cleanly, which is completely different from rubbing back and forth with the toilet paper before. If you have hemorrhoids, rub it with paper. Isn’t it as painful as going to hell?　　 Followed by warm air drying, directly blow dry the water marks on your ass, imagine the feeling of using a hair dryer just after washing your hair. Others are the wind blowing ass and coolness, we are different, the more we blow, the warmer we get.　　 Don’t believe me, I usually don’t wipe my ass when I go to the toilet, and it’s much cleaner than you need to wipe my ass.